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Now, let’s go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive you will be…? In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home. Good. And, Dudley you will be…? I’ll be waiting to open the door. Excellent. And you?

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outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

oomshi:

when my fridge is empty so is my heart


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wantstobelieve:

captain adorable

#what a joke

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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fuck:

her:

right:

in

the

earlobe

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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